dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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