so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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