Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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