Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
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