She announced her abortion via fbk
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Send help, water and tortillas.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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