did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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