Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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