Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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