I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize