Can Purell be used as lube?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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