is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
i dont even know how to be here
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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