He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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