Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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