Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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