so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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