i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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