She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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