It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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