i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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