My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Can i not drive my cunt home
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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