Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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