we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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