It's Friday. Sex?
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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