This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
i out mim tonsoeep
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