dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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