God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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