it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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