THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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