He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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