windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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