Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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