maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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