If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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