You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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