no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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