What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
