I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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