i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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