look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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