I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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