big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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