Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Randomize