He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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