I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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