Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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