I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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