He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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