First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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