"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Found the puke drawer
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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