this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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