How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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