i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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