If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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