She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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