Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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