Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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