we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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